El Pendejo wins again

Well, I should congratulate El Pendejo for his victory as President of Venezuela...but let's be honest. He is El Presidente for Life, and if he is ever defeated in an election, I'll........... take a trip to Venezuela. You thought I'd make some outrageous promise, well guess again. I find the concept of Bolivarianism an insult to Simon Bolivar who had views far closer to Thomas Jefferson, than El Pendejo. Bolivar also had a copy of Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations, a book El Pendejo should get acquainted with. While El Pendejo is Venezuela's El President for Life, I can still call him El Pendejo, and I will :)

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Now, as a soldier proudly serving my country, I have some family members who don't support missions that I go on. Hopefully my mother will never be a sympathy whore like well, Cindy Sheehan. My step-mother unfortunately is sympathetic to her, so I am concerned, but when I deploy, I'll leave instructions condemning any waving of the bloody shirt, if I die in combat, though I hope not to, as death is so inconvenient.

Now, Miss Sympathy whoreis protesting the US in Korea. She probably also supports the crazy guy with big poofy hair, in addition to El Pendejo. IMAO lays the smack on Miss Sympathy whore, though true credit goes to these guys.

She lost her son in Iraq, and I'm sorry though I'd rather be dead and have my body defiled than have to live with that shonda of a mother, that sympathy whore. She crossed the line when she praised El Pendejo and adopted a radical bullshit agenda.

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Sure you do, Syria.

Well, Syria supposedly condemns the assassination of Pierre Gemayel. So ostrich-neck, do you condemns the murder of all four of your critics? Do you condemn the attack by Hezbollah on Israel that fulfilled your warning to Lebanon?

My opinion is that ostrich-neck is the key player in this and Hezbollah is his goon squad, though it is undoubtedly through filters, especially since the Baathists are secular fascists and Hezbollah are religious fascists. I admit that ostrich-neck has his tracks covered and can't be pinned by any legal authority, but my blog is going to google-bomb you, youostrich-neck dorky-looking dynastic thug.

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Lord Rangel cares not for his party

Now, if you watch CNN there is occasionally this raspy-voiced old fart who has called to renew the draft, and sometimes he is backed up by an old fart with a severe monotone. Now, I figured that these were partisan Democrats out to bash President Bush as partisan Democrats are prone to do...excessive partisans like Fat Bastard got him re-elected

Now, that the Democrats have gained control, one of the most powerful senior leadership old farts wants to revive the draft.

Now, Charles Rangel is Lord of Harlem and he will be re-elected until he dies, just as John "Monotone" Conyers will be elected by his subjects in Detroit until he dies, and maybe even after..I mean with that monotone he could be a zombie :)

Now, personally, I oppose a draft. I hate the idea of making the military compulsory. On the other hand, I think joining the military will do a lot of people a world of good, but on the other hand (I have a degree in Economics and I'm using Adam Smith's invisible hand now), the military isn't for everyone, but one can always support troops, like pretty young ladies ambivalent about the service can smooch male soldiers..like myself :) That is great for my morale, though I may smooch back, but so can the pretty young lady ;)

Now, I admit that monotone hasn't said anything yet, but he co-sponsored the last attempt by the Lord of Harlem to re-instate the draft to spite President Bush, and he got re-elected though getting less than 55% against Frankenstein is not much of a victory.

So far, monotone isn't involved, but I'll mock him anyway.

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A revival

I think it is time to dustoff this old blog and breath new life into it. Before I commence with thrashing fun targets, I will upload my dear and departed and much beloved cat Attila. If only I could revive him as easily as my blog:



Next post will contain snide comments, I promise :)

Fat Bastard strikes again

According to the Detroit Free Press, that Fat Bastard among Fat Bastards, Michael Moore offered underwear to College students to vote. Now the free dorm room and the ramne noodle I can see as an incentive, but I see no use for Fat Bastard's underwear.

Well, it's not his underwear, but that would be funny if it were, as there is a scary cult of people who would accept such his underwear, and I hope they commit suicide immediately :)

In other news, the movie Michael Moore Hates America has gone to its premier showings and I hope it's out in theatres soon. Also, a response to Fat Bastard's "documentary" called Farenhype 911 is available on DVD. Check their link to buy it.

Since Fat Bastard is something of a champion of alternate media, I guess the conservative response could be called alterate aletrnate media, and I hope someone can give me a catchier title than that ;)

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I made a google hit

As I enjoy bashing Ted Kennedy immenseley, I am honored that my other blog made the #1 choice for the entry bloated tick. Of course I want bloated tick to lead to Ted Kennedy's website, but being a #1 google hit is great, too. But just to hit it to that fat bloated tick of a Senator.

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Now do us all a favor, Ted Kenendy. Drive off a bridge and don't come back :)

Welcome

This blog will be mainly devoted to bashing Ted Kennedy, but I will also go after other politicians of all parties and ideologis, but my main target will be Ted Kennedy and the others will usually be liberal, but I'm a conservative, and this blog has a right-wing/libertarian spin to it, just so you can't accuse me of claiming objectivity :)

I will be posting bashings of politicians, especially Ted Kennedy, the bloated tick, but also I will bash Michael Moore aka Fat Bastard and Jimmy Carter, the Miserable Failure who is even worse as an ex-President than he was as President.

If I find a good fisking of a politician or celebrity, I will make reference to it and give credit. I hope you enjoy my blog and get a laugh out f it. That is the main reaosn for it..mean spirited fun at the bloated tick and other fun targets :)

I will also do google bombing here as well. For example:

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